Was trump sent to us by God?


#24

Most recently he made me miss 2 paychecks due to a temper tantrum.


#25

Not sure if you’re aware, the ten character minimum is now five.


#26

No one else had a hand in that?


#27

There were others involved - but he was one of the most visible ones.


#28

God is not happy.


#29

Because He wanted to play a practical joke on us?


#30

You are the American people
And it’s time for you to realize
Trump, like the plague, is from God
For he sees something wrong in his eyes


#31

Maybe he wanted to show everyone just who Republicans are, and what they will tolerate for control over the people.


#32

And behold God sent his only real estate mogul son to build a wall and stick it to the libz


#34

Because of our iniquities, the Almighty has lifted His veil of protection from the United States and a scourge has descended upon the Oval Office and therefore the nation. I look at the feminists, the gays, and the abortionists and point my finger in their face: you caused this to happen.

(Bonus points if you can name who I’m paraphrasing here)


#35

Sent by God, like He sent frogs to Pharoh?


#36

Not sure, maybe one of those televangelist turds? Or maybe those other freaks, what are they called, Westgate or Westboro or something?


#37

Jerry Falwell in the aftermath of 9/11


#38

I would rather have just been stuck with locusts.


#39

robertsons 9/11 speech…


#40

Or Pat Robertson.


#41

yeah, fawell… hard to tell the crackpots apart…


#42

Lord I’d suffer an Earthquake
Or a plague with some despair
But Lord, you sent us Congress
Good God sir, was that fair?

(double bonus points for this reference)


#43

God wanted a serial adulterer who cheats people out of money and treats other humans like trash. Makes complete sense.


#44

You’ll realize she is right when the truth comes out about Obama and his Deepstate.